Monday, October 31, 2011

naked nap

Ryan always goes down for nap super easily. i asked him if he was ready for nap today, and he said, “yeah, let’s go.” he walked to his bedroom holding my hand and asked for a pacifier. then another one (always gotta have 2). i handed him his stuffed monkey (his favorite) and turned on the white noise machine. we gave kisses and said “goodnight, i love you” to each other. that’s our routine. then i don’t hear much until he wakes up. usually.

he was only wearing pants before nap because we were just being lazy at home and putting a shirt on him was more trouble than it’s worth. and Shrek, the only person that saw us today (twice), doesn’t know the difference. after he spent 10 minutes doing headstands in his crib, i went in there to give him a pacifier, figuring he dropped it. turns out he wasn’t sleeping because he pooped. so i changed his diaper, blah blah, and put him back to bed wearing just a diaper. because, again, putting pants back on was more trouble than it’s worth. i know that was all pointless information, but i feel like people need to know that i don’t always put Ryan to bed with no clothes on.

after hearing nothing for a few minutes, i checked the baby monitor to make sure it looked like he was asleep. wait, is that his butt?
i kind of started cracking up, hoping there wasn’t pee everywhere. then grabbed my camera, just in case, and went to check on him.
yep, totally his butt. i tried really hard not to laugh. he didn’t need to know this was hilarious behavior. i put his diaper back on WITH PANTS and he fell right back asleep.
that darn Ryan. always keeping me on my toes. good thing i checked on him though. that could’ve been messy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

love to join you lets se if he can take 2 man c--ks in his ass at the same time

Anonymous said...

I'll start by sucking his big boy packers, then I'll spread his asshole cheeks, rub a little KY on his asshole and my cock, and then I'll shove my massive monster black cock in his asshole